is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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