i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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