Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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