Sponge bath it is.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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