That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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