I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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