it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I am morally bankrupt
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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