We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
