brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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