I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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