Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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