chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
