Quick, to the slutcave!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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