Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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