Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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