I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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