You really coming over, don't trick.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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