She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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