Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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