i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Life is so much better after having sex.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I need moral support for this bender
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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