Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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