I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm eating all of the evidence.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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