it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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