Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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