This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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