I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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