Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
and she was petting her beer can
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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