We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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