i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i think i just lost a toe
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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