Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
