I want to stick my p in your. b.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
The adults are the big ones right?
I see more hoeing in ur future
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
