yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
