I wannas sexs uuuuu
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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