stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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