i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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