honey bunches of taint.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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