yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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