Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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