Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
false alarm, still single
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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