I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We left the knife in your bed.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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