so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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