My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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