so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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