I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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