so explain again why im purple
no
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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