I want to stick my p in your. b.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that's an acceptable place to lick
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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