you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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