Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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