Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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