I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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