can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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